Finally got a full size prosthetic tail for my bobtail cat. She’s thrilled!
Physical therapist: wow, your tendons are really tight *pushes her thumb into my forearm to make my fingers wiggle like little puppets*
The tide is high, Michael Marten
As someone who has lived her whole life in Missouri and seen an ocean for like two hours total, I find tides TERRIFYING.
Make a snowmobile out of a motorcycle? What could go wrong? (everything)
plink plonk plink plonk plink plonk plink
I found the “party like it’s 1999” churchgoing auntie shoes.
A blue aluminum bottle opener that has been on my husband’s keychain for like 6 years.
My husband is a baker, and I bought him a thick leather belt a few years ago—this is flour in one of the belt holes. Further examination with the microscope revealed that he has flour EVERYWHERE—under his nails after scrubbing them, in his wallet, in the grooves of his keys, on the clean pants that he changed into after work…
Cigarette filter, before and after smoking. Ugh.